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Sexy Beasts

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 Netflix presents a dating show where blind dates are hidden under tons of makeup in order for the individuals involved to react only to personality. This is a remake of a British show of the same name. Excellent prosthetics. The Brits. People either love this or hate it. If they used my face to indicate animal nature and mental issues it would be considered ridiculously overdone. I could see wearing this on a 'date', I sure could. Ole!   https://youtu.be/IJO5m6EFL6A      Hey... Andibi!   I know this chick who's just dying to meet you!     But no rabbits.  What the Hell?   Nothing says entertainment like a 6 foot tall rabbit only you can see. Welcome to my world. We're gonna be awesome friends.

Nine Years Ago Tonight...

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  ...I netted this kitten outside a convenience store and brought her home with me. I fell in love with a kitten that lived in a convenience store parking lot.  After 2 weeks of trying to get her, I used a landing net to grab the little darling.  A woman there went ballistic over this and accused me of hurting the cat.  Her massive boyfriend stood by and I was really worried.  I explained what I was doing and why, but this skirt kept running her mouth.  When I left with the cat I saw her writing down my license plate number. The cat is named Mischa.  She is on my knee while I write this. To our minds cats are insane.  Their logic is not ours, their manner of affection bizarre.  When we were all boarded up during the hurricane, Jango cried out all night Why?  Why I no go out?  Why?  Why?  Jinjur was very troubled by the storm,  Mingo fell asleep, and Mischa spent the night stalking the others.  What fu...

Miss Massachusetts

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Here is a Cape Cod kitty~from sketch~ To finished painting~  To video with music by Patti Page!

Underperson

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  Billy's old unit, the ENfantry.  (Enhanced Anthropomorphic Footsoldier Program, now cancelled). That summer we were vacationing in a pleasant town on the Gulf Coast.  We stayed in a lovely two story house from which one could see the water perfectly from the second story porch.  Dad and Mom let us wander around the town, me and my sister had the time of our lives.   Dad had been working non-stop all year at the lab, we hardly ever saw him.  Mom was a teacher and was raising us almost by herself.  Then one day Dad announced he was retiring, and let's all go to the beach.  Even on vacation dad was constantly on the phone, and often he would look worried after a call and mom did her best to cheer him up.  There was one odd thing about that trip, the house in front of ours had a most unusual owner.  He was a upright, bipedal rabbit or so we thought.  We saw him daily through the live bamboo that separated the yards, a...

Miss Idaho

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 The next gal in my U. S. states series. Her t-shirt is inspired by the film Napoleon Dynamite which was largely filmed around Preston Idaho~ from sketch~ To finished painting~ To video!

Miss Arkansas

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 A piggy farm girl-from sketch~  To finished painting~ To video with this old timey tune~