So, this bear walks into a bar, and goes up to the counter.  The bartender asks him, "What'll it be, Mac"? The bear replies, "I'll have a coke....and................a,...ummmmm...... .............er,.................................................a,.............................................................  ......... a, uh,..............................................rum". The barkeep then says, "Hey,... why the long pause"?  And the bear replied, - "Oh!  It's just my shirt sleeves that make 'em look that way". I love this crowd!