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Escapeville

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Billy is killing time before going over to visit Betty Bunbun, a lovely girl and extremely friendly.  She wants Billy's opinion on her new leather underwear.  There will be some other couples there, and tonight is game night.  Nothing like a fun get-together with like minded friends.  Rabbits are very convivial! Billy is resting up while indulging his twin passions of science and lepidopterolgy. Here Billy, Cousin Bobber and Rickey Rat are landing a good sized redfish.  Umm, umm, just the best catch possible.  Of course, in a world of talking animals there might be sentient fish but who cares?  I got the aluminum foil and fresh lemons right here! How wonderful to be alive.  Billy and crew rejoice in the day! A lovely springtime afternoon in 'Scapeville.  Softball, cold pop and tofu dogs are the order of the day.  The birds are singing, the sky is blue and clear, and fun is on the menu.  Billy is shown playing one of his merry pranks on an u

Different Strokes For Different Folks, Dammit!

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Billy, who lives among roughnecks and fishermen and Second Amendment Republican military retirees, has decided that he needs more attention.  The second I turn my back he is out of the house wearing his favorite clothing and jewelry, strictly forbidden.  I am at my wit's end what to do with this rabbit.  He promised he would mow the yard today.  When he came home with those boots he told me they were for a friend, a likely story and I didn't believe him, Billy is not exactly generous and his friends tend to be temporary at best.  Ever since switchblades and brass knuckles were made legal to carry concealed in Texas I almost throw up every time the phone rings.  Oh, well, I wanted a pet bunny and for my sins I got one.  My car is wrecked and all my friends won't come visit anymore, but I got a pet bunny.  Everything I learned about talking rabbits growing up was a lie. Thanks Walt , thanks Chuck , owe you guys one. https://hybridfabulousfurryfun.blogspot.com/2020/07

That Rabbit Is Never Allowed In Here Again. Ever!

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So, this bear walks into a bar, and goes up to the counter.  The bartender asks him, "What'll it be, Mac"? The bear replies, "I'll have a coke....and................a,...ummmmm...... .............er,.................................................a,.............................................................  ......... a, uh,..............................................rum". The barkeep then says, "Hey,... why the long pause"?  And the bear replied, - "Oh!  It's just my shirt sleeves that make 'em look that way". I love this crowd!

A Life In Suggested Mass

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Little beginnings sometimes have great endings.   Benvento Cellini. Yeah, we got that. Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Action oriented.   So few things are fun by yourself.  Chess, for instance.  I have tried playing against myself but that guy is always a step ahead of me.  I have two electric guitars to work on and what a snooze that is.  I guess I will have to settle for some vigorous exercise.  Run around the block or some damn thing.  Oh, hell , it's raining again.  Stuck in the house with nothing but the internet to look at. I guess I'll think of something. Billy sat by the pool in the 100 degree heat and practiced marksmanship with his old pump Crosman air pistol.  He got loaded on beer and smoke, bunnies are known for their intemperate ways and iron heads.  A bird landed on the target tree and he sang his little heart out.  Billy has never missed anything at less than 20 feet with any make of weapon in his life. 

Nothing But Trouble

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Here is a drawing of a certain rabbit as done by that excellent artist harbinger-project.  This bunny must be all kinds of tough to walk around dressed in such a manner,.  What a stud! https://youtu.be/a84IowoW00w   https://www.deviantart.com/harbinger-project Deceptively cheerful. https://misterscribbles.blogspot.com/

Ouch!

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My two meanest cats got into it while I was petting them this morning.  Now my looks are ruined forever.  I'm hideous! https://misterscribbles.blogspot.com/