Karma, As They Say, Is A Bitch

When I got up this morning my rabbit Billy was nowhere to be seen. This bothered me, every time he goes out he gets into trouble or I do. I could see my car was still in the driveway so that was good, he doesn't have a license but he can drive and he does. After I checked the hammock out back and his room I made coffee and watched the sun come up over the water. I would rather watch it go down over the water but this is Texas and most of the Gulf Coast faces east. I saw a figure with large ears walking the street towards me, and lit another cigarette. I could hardly wait to hear his story this time. Billy got to the house and went inside, then came out with coffee and sat in a chair next to me. 'I bet you're mad at me', he said. 'Again'. 'Why? Should I be'? I was mad at him but nothing special. 'You never let me go anywhere or have any fun at all'. He sipped his coffee and scalded his mouth....