Right ! you lot, Attention! now some of you will not last more than 2 weeks on the frontline but pick up those old kit bags and keep a stiff upper lip. Even General McCully, after he got his head blown off?, when they recovered his head? his lip was as stiff as a board! so keep those lips stiff ! ! Now, I'm going to smarten you all up and sweeten you up to fight ! for king and country ! I'm here to turn you all into the perfect killing machines before sending you off to fight on the frontlines in the trenches - You'll mainly be hanging around in those hell pits for 3 years, waterlogged, rat infested and you will keep your uniforms on at all times ! for the king ! even if you're covered in lice and even if you see photo's of Our glorious King George V Dressed up in the enemies uniform like the Kaiser? and they maybe related? but dismiss all that ! you do your duty for Saxe Coburg Gotha !..i mean Windsor, Windsor! until the whistles blows? and then the big pus...