Pity Kitty

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One of the kittens I have been saddled with, silently pleading with me not to have him killed before he has even tasted life.  I am at my wit's end what to do with these 5 most adorable white elephants I have ever had dropped into my sorry ass resourceless lap.
I  really screwed up in my past life, I should not have repudiated that Versailles treaty and then invaded Poland.  Geez, Louise,...everyone makes mistakes!
Title suggested by Andibi, who actually owned some of these.
 
Achtung! Sad cat!


https://misterscribbles.blogspot.com/ 

Don't blame me...anymore.


(Bonus Joke)!

Me:  Hey, Andibi!

Andibi:  What is it now, Billy?   I'm trying to draw.

Me:  What did the German Shepherd say for himself at the Nuremberg Trials?

Andibi:  You do know it's rabbit season, Billy.  You do know that.

Me: You'll really like this one, Andy.  The dog said,... ha ha ha!... the dog said, - I vas only following odors!

Andibi: How do you load this thing?

https://youtu.be/XIBZeEsa5fo


No one appreciates how extremely witty I am.


Comments

  1. AndibiJune 25, 2020 at 10:23 PM

    Ha ha! Very nice! That was one of the wurst jokes I've ever heard!!

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  2. Billy D BunnyJune 26, 2020 at 12:00 PM

    And that was an inexcusable pun. Stalemate!

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  3. Foxy FlapperJune 26, 2020 at 9:03 PM

    It's funny how much those "big eye" kitten art looks like the real thing!

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  4. Billy D BunnyJune 27, 2020 at 10:50 AM

    The big eye thing was an inexplicable phenomenon. See 'Big Eyes' by Tim Burton, a true story.

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  5. The Elfin OctopusJune 29, 2020 at 8:41 PM

    I loved that movie! And I love the kitten. What’re their names?

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  6. Billy D BunnyJune 29, 2020 at 8:50 PM

    I have not named them because I am going to have to give them away. I am still looking for someone who can take them. The longer they are around the more I get attached to them, I have a thing about cats, never mind kittens. I am real worried right now. They rushed me tonight and got out into the house, they are having so much fun. This is tearing me up.

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