Liberator!
Hi Guys!
My buddy Cliff has been tryin' to copy Frank Frazetta again! That's understandable, 'cause Frank's the greatest artist who ever lived! Nobody could make cooler pictures and I got to hand it to Cliff for setting the bar high! 'Course he's got a ways to go, but maybe you'll like this gritty clash of scaly and furry anyhow! As a bonus, I paid one of the hacks in our PR department to barf up a story to go with it. Check it out!
My buddy Cliff has been tryin' to copy Frank Frazetta again! That's understandable, 'cause Frank's the greatest artist who ever lived! Nobody could make cooler pictures and I got to hand it to Cliff for setting the bar high! 'Course he's got a ways to go, but maybe you'll like this gritty clash of scaly and furry anyhow! As a bonus, I paid one of the hacks in our PR department to barf up a story to go with it. Check it out!
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Liberator! |
The degenerate Krofi were in the main eaters of
insects and carrion -- except on rare occasions when indignant Fortune made
them a present of some particularly foolish trespasser. Such trespassers were almost always valley
people: soft, ignorant… and noisy. This one had wandered away from her caravan,
searching for exotic desert flowers and singing silly songs until she found
herself trussed to a Krofi butcher post.
Oran shook his head as he recalled her frantic squealing. City girls, he knew, had a curious terror of
being naked, even in front of creatures barely more intelligent than
animals. The Krofi were the worst sort
of barbarians, but trial and error had taught them not to eat clothing.
Fortunately, the sun had begun its descent by the
time they had shucked their prize.
Whether by custom or by experience, the Krofi would not feast after
dark, the chill of night perhaps being too much for the cold-blooded ones’
digestion.
Oran waited.
The longer the night wore on, the better his chances of freeing the girl
and leaving the Krofi camp unnoticed.
Finally, at the first hint of dawn, he made his move. As a shadow, he flitted to the butcher post
and deftly cut the semi-conscious girl’s bonds.
Oran cursed inwardly when he saw that her shoes were
missing along with the rest of her raiment.
He doubted that she would make it more than ten paces before her tender feet
succumbed to the flinty stone of the Sundered Lands. The young buck gritted his teeth and hoisted
the girl over his shoulder, at which she snapped fully awake and started squealing
again. Now the fun would begin in
earnest.
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You go, Cliff! Ars Super Omnia! |
Yes. This is what I meant about posting great stuff. This is my dream. It is not possible to put up too much half dressed heroes killing evil lizard men, or 'scalies' as some would have it. This is the high point of all the anthro art I have ever seen.
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I knew you'd like it, Billy! Cliff's probably drinking away the cash that I "borrowed" from your desk, but as soon as he runs dry, I'll tell him to get back to work!
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