Orangina Commercials And Some Other Things



This Spanish soft drink hit the market in 1935, not the best time for Spain.


Apparently Orangina thinks that sex sells.


They're probably right.  But does Furry sex sell?


Uh,...er,...strange.
 


Super strange.


Oh for crying out loud in church.


 A tiger this sharp is beyond labels. Is it me or is he dressed like the Magus?


The Magus, from the best story Marvel ever put out.  Illustrated by Jim Starlin before he went downhill and how, this was a mind blower for a young teen like myself.  I still like the Magus in spite of or because of his costume, over the top flamboyant that it is.  I mean, who would not want to be a purple mesomorph with that devastating silver fro and space/time power?  And dig that belt.   Remember, the Magus is the only being ever to beat Thanos in a fistfight, and managed to look fabulous while he did so.
The Gladiator doesn't count.  Those comics were unrealistic!


Anyway,...


Worst of both worlds.


  Man, goat, bottle, explosion.


Here a puma is shaving.  The operative word in the fandom is "furry".  This is just weird.


Like I said.  These did not air in the US, I wonder why.


     Are there really that many furs in France and England for this to have worked?   These ads are silly, unerotic, poorly done and perverse.  The sin of sins is bad artwork.

https://youtu.be/2BKOC4zaB6I


 "Staying alive" would mean avoiding this individual as fast as possible.
Yesterday in Colorado a jogger choked a cougar to death after it attacked him.

https://www.denverpost.com/2019/02/05/how-runner-killed-mountain-lion-attack-larimer-county/



Carl Akeley.  In 1896 this renowned naturalist strangled that leopard.  He damn near died and one can see the size difference is totally in Carl's favor.  Anyone who has tried to bathe an adult cat can imagine what kind of a scene that was.  Akeley stuffed Jumbo the elephant and Ghost and Darkness, who can still be seen in Chicago's Field Museum.  Oops, the Tsavo lions were done by the Field Museum staff using Akeley's techniques.  No matter.

The steps to the Akeley Method:

  1. Akeley first sculpted a detailed and precise 1/12th scale clay model of his ultimate mount
  2. He then built an armature using: skeletal bones, wood, metal rods, wire, and wire mesh
  3. Akeley then covered the armature with plaster and then clay, which he sculpted to produce an exact model of the living animal
  4. He then coated the clay model with plaster. When dry, the plaster mold was removed from the clay in sections and resulted in a perfect mold of the sculpted model
  5. Papier mache pulp and supportive mesh wire was applied to the inside of the plaster mold and when dried produced a full-scale hollow mannequin in the exact form of the original sculpture
  6. The mannequin was clothed with the original pelt and sewn up so that not a seam is discernible.
    Carl would have done very well in the fursuit game.
 
Ghost and Darkness. 
 

In a bitterly contested siege who do you think goes into the pot first?

(Underpeople would work perfect for the military.  The term was coined by Cordwainer Smith, and the underpeople are modified anthropomorphic animals with no rights.  They are altered so that their natural attributes are emphasized.  Sex with them is illegal and they have no say in their life's direction.  They can be, and are, killed with impunity).
Soldiers one does not have to answer to Congress about, any politician's blank check.  And - you know what happens to war dogs after the fighting.  No pensions to worry about here!


The fantasy.


Reality.  Furries ignore this side of the fandom.  Except for Beastars.


Beastars, Paru Itagaki


Dr. Moreau:
What is the law?
Sayer of the Law:
Not to eat meat, that is the law. Are we not men?
Dr. Moreau:
What is the law?
Sayer of the Law:
Not to go on all fours, that is the law. Are we not men?
Dr. Moreau:
What is the law?
Sayer of the Law:
Not to spill blood, that is the law. Are we not men?

(Top notch tiger pic by Andy Rouse.  Superior wolf photo by First Light).




Comments

  1. Billy! Hey Billy! Can you get me that deer's phone number? I wanna do an interview, you know, for Hybrid! Our readers'll totally dig it!

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  2. The deer with the sore throat? Good luck!

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