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Mascots

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 Danny the Donkey, first anatomically correct mascot. https://youtu.be/A6xs5H2jG7Q From the Netflix 2016 movie Mascots, d). Christopher Guest.  It was never a game, and if you don't realize that you've lost.    The Fluffy.   Alvin the Armadillo, another over the top performance by Parker Posey as Cindi Babineaux. https://youtu.be/fgU5Cztx490?list=TLPQMzEwMzIwMjLXhTPY1uaIUw Tom Bennett as the delightful Sid the Hedgehog.  There is also a furry in a pink rabbit costume who is constantly being chased off, I couldn't find a picture of that.  This is a very funny movie. It ain't a party until Billy gets there.

If They Catch You They Will Kill You

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Paulie Panda and Billy have not seen each other in years. They have got grudging official permission for a reunion.  Lots of water under the bridge with many companions long gone.  Today is a day for seeing the sights and enjoying each other's company.  A lunch of blueberry sandwiches washed down with FuzzyBubbles* was as welcome as could be. When these two were young and immortal, they relished the darkness.  Now as Billy stares towards the west he feels anxiety at the coming of night.  He does not know why.  Paulie is better adjusted and knows his friend is prone to introspection and depression.  But this extremely tough ursid has his moments of terror, along with intrusive memories that are always there.  Once the little rabbit tried to prove himself over and over to the ENfantry of their old unit*, even after it became flagrantly unnecessary.  Since this translated into great professionalism such an attitude worked for ...

Draknor: The Curse Of Agrattta PT1

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  “Agratta, tis little more than a barren wasteland bordered by the sea. Craggy rocks, and bandits. Why do you wish to disembark there?” The sea captain eyed his unusual passenger as the ship pulled into port. The bay was surrounded by jutting basalt rocks, and the port seemed just a bit better than a shantytown. The cry of gulls and boom of the surf filled the air. The passenger was imposing. A tall Dracoz dressed in a dark tunic with a cape made from dire wolf fur and a kilt. His feet were bare the claws visible upon them. His body was covered in black scales, with gray down his throat and chest. Two long horns protruded from his draconic head, and a spade shaped tail thumped against the deck. He was easily seven feet tall, towering over the barrelchested captain. At his side was a large greatsword with a gem set into the hilt. “I seek something, I must leave no land unexplored.” The Dracoz spoke, his voice a rumble as he fixed the human captain with a yellow reptile’s eye. “Oh, ...