Who Wouldn't Want To Be A Handsome, Badass Rabbit?

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God - You will have to give up your human appearance, your friends, your family.  You will be covered in fur and the entire world shall be your enemy.  You can no longer have a place in society and your trousers will need a hole in them for your tail.  Buck shall be thy teeth.  Are you truly ready for this change, my son?

Me - Are we going to stand here yakking all day or do I get my deepest wish?  Your call, Sir.

God - Impudent creature!  From now on you shall be hunted and preyed upon by The Thousand, and when they catch you they shall kill you.  But...first they must catch you.

Me - Oh, hell yes, super great!!  (twitches nose, wiggles ears, admires new body).  And fuck a bunch of predators, I'll show them who's King of the Forest.  Don't need pants anymore anyway, ha ha.  (thumps right foot vigorously).  One at a time, ladies...one at a time!

God - Oy gevalt, such tsuris he is.  Feh.

Illustration from The Adventures Of Benjamin Pink, Garth Williams.  1951. 

 
About time.
 

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