The Devil Mend The Puncture

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E. B. Kemble. Judge Magazine. 1912

It’s no go your maidenheads, it’s no go your culture,
All we want is a Dunlop tyre and the devil mend the puncture.

From Bagpipe Music by Louis MacNeice. 1938.

Ho Ho Ho.
 

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