Triage

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The author of this blog has 20 dollars.  Cigarettes and wine for tonight will cost him 17 dollars and change.  His 4 cats will run out of food by lunchtime, and there will be no more money for a week.  Here we see Billy consulting with his inner accountants on the correct choice to be made.
Two bucks will buy a whole lot of cat food, after all.

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Billy D Bunny.  Yes, That's A Rabbit.  Deal With It.
 

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